…get me on Glee. 

This show is amazing.  It’s so relevant it’s insane.  Sure, it’s packaged in a gorgeous candy-colored confection crust, packed with song and dance and pretty boys and girls… but it’s real in a way.  The feelings and the relationships are all so beautifully portrayed that even if I *wasn’t* obsessed with broadway in particular and showtunes in general, this show would still make me tear up.

You must watch.

And if you’re capable… you MUST get me an audition.  I am not above trading sexual favors.