La-Z-Boy (this is a text convo)

Dustin:

Skipping gym - just found out dmv is ready for me. Will have matt drop me off there in a little bit. think u could pick me up after?

Geoffrey:

You are the laziest man alive. You are texting me from another room in the same house. Technology brings us... closer?

Dustin:

I just didn't wanna put pants on ;)

Geoffrey:

And you say this to make you sound *less* lazy?